Obnoxious Little Weed V GM Yam

Between my last post and this one a lot has happened in cricket....IPL etc. Most importantly though - The vilest bunch of cricketers the world has ever seen have had their Pinocchio noses rubbed into the Perth pitch. The icing on the cake is that they have been beaten at the very ground they equaled there own world record aided by the most blatantly biased officials any international sport has ever witnessed.
The not-so-great-after-all Australian Cricket team, the reigning ICC Champions, shorn of all official support, with a dose of their own bitter medicine, have now lost a test match and an ODI in their own backyard....and how!!!

The rabid posturing by the Aussie bastards (this isn’t a derogatory term down under) seems to go on from strength to strength. These bastards include everyone from the creeps that insult the baggy green by wearing it, the ACB, their demented supporters and the Aussie media. What the Genetically Modified Supersized Yam, the Hollow Halloween Pumpkin and the Pesky Leaf Cactus started, the stinkers in Aussie media are content to carry forward. The moment it seemed that GM Yam had knocked himself out (and in the process thumbed his nose to his own religious beliefs) the stinkers have entered the ring and tried to put Bhajji out of the game for good.
What these bastards failed to realize because of their collective single digit IQ is that Bhajji would have been dropped by now had purely cricketing merits been a criterion for selection. Be that as it is, it seems that Devine forces were jolted into action by the Sydney events and ever since it has gone all pear shaped for the Pesky Punter. In what is a battle between David and Goliath, David has won yet again. Obnoxious Little Weed was the cause for the downfall of the GM Supersized Yam. God is in heaven. He writes such wonderful scripts. Even if India fails to win the tri-series, from here onwards, the Aussie cricket team will have lost all respect from the rest of the world. Their constituents may love each other to Hell and beyond.

It is now just a matter of time before the Pesky Punter himself will throw in the towel or risk getting booted out by his own board.